Sunday, October 14, 2012

America, this is Blimey. Blimey, America.

According to the mail-handling bureaucracy, I am a small packet.  I have never been a small packet before! 


I come from a faraway place with princesses and great harwoods.  No good or acceptable harwoods for us, thank you.


I am securely wrapped and thoroughly protected against impact.  Please be certain to give your cat an air hole if you should choose to send him or her some place as a small packet. 


After being so tightly bound, it was nice to find out my new people were willing to take on the somewhat unpleasant task of reshaping me into something more catball-like and less small-packetish.


That's a good bit more like it!


One mighty fine catball, if I may say so myself.  Still with my tags on, too!  How luxurious!